This is terrible except for the stranger fucker Katy. Can’t even hold a can of PBR to Hipster Olympics three years back. Park Slope? Seriously? Going to Park Slope means just a lot of leg works only to find yourself among the dispiriting hubbub of frat boys and sorority girls. Willisamsburg is the best despite its occasional sucky denizens. Speaking of Fashion, my friend Matiyu will run circles around ’em billyburg hipsters once his huge cock is admitted in there to point towards a variety of bouncy jean shorts. I am not bluffing nor dignifying my friend’s existence. I know it all and have seen enough already.