PERFECTION OF PERPLEXION

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Posted in boys, girls, music by okkame on July 31, 2011

 

I sent off my last weekends in NYC on the lowest note. But Friday night was the best. I did a good little grinding with 3 girls yesterday. 15 minutes of rejuvenation. Today? Almost. Also almost none. I don’t remember a thing but The Gories’ songs I listened to way back home. “I’m Stranded. I ain’t got nothing but the blues.”  I won’t gain weight since I dance like crazy. What’s with this young hipster dude in front of a deli nodding to my ridiculous moves  with utmost seriousness? Yep, I know He knew The Gories rock. I’ll become a millionaire and come back to NYC.  Well, in my next life. I saw the biggest Brooklyn hipster girl again. This will be my last post because I am gonna kill myself once  I get back to Korea. You bartendersssssss. You make lots of money !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bar owners are the most covetable spouses !!!!! You make more money than bartenders do !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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  1. okkame said, on July 31, 2011 at 8:49 am

    I’m sloshed. Totally drunk !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A Loser t-shirt is not even ironic on me.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I’m talking about Mark Arm of Mudhoney donning a Loser T. I’m happy as Mcdonalds’ happy meal.

  2. America said, on July 31, 2011 at 3:42 pm

    Boooooooo!

    • okkame said, on July 31, 2011 at 8:29 pm

      Speak of the evil, a sickness that is the inventor of Rock ‘N’ Roll came here. I don’t know whether you’re prolonging my expiration date or killing me. But two things for sure. I love Rock ‘N’ Roll and I hate you for not properly colonizing Korea. You should take a responsibility for all the lame douchebags in Korea.

  3. nodagiri joe said, on August 1, 2011 at 4:14 am

    오면 전화하세혀

    • okkame said, on August 1, 2011 at 6:19 am

      전번 모이삼? 지금 심정으론 여관에 있다가 낙동강에서 잠수할듯…….

      • nodagiri joe said, on August 2, 2011 at 3:42 am

        010 6755 8487 김해에 내리삼? 인천에 내림 욜로오지

  4. Anonymous said, on August 1, 2011 at 6:06 am

    where is the biggest hipster girl??? there’re some hipster asian girls!!!

    • okkame said, on August 1, 2011 at 9:28 am

      This ” Internet Danger- Everyone Knows Sarah http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThxmgXMBpoM ” crucial youtube video should be mandatory viewing before my confession about the internet stalking – to dignify it, the socio-cultural categorization and appraisal of people based on their personal information open to parse on WWW. Which means you too Anonymous, you haven’t been Anonymous since you chose to be Anonymous here on the comment section of this blog. And I think for some understandable reason, you are deliberately dumbing yourself down and pretend naive by overusing “????? !!!!!!” and unnatural word arrangements like “hipster Asian”. You’re American before being Korean. No? Nobody can escape from the extra fine meshes of my double-scorpio insight.

      Let me get back to the BBHG. I saw her at Tandem at the very wee hours. Since I’m very conscious about being seen at the places like Dark Room and Tandem on the impossible passive-passive prowl by in-the-loop hipsters of some sort of integrity and influential standing, I was really embarrassed by her unforeseen appearance (and I have been by myself most of the time. How creepy and pathetic !). Not that I give too much shit about those scenesters. It’s just that I am very protective of my puny reputation even though I am going to say farewell to this unfair world in a day or two. Ok, I might chicken out again. I’m the GG Allin of a blogger. Anyways, he eventually died, didn’t he? * I know you read my blog, whoever the fuck you creepers are. But sorry, I’m much creepier than you are and I’m actually a genius at being creepy. So don’t worry. I have an edge over youse*

      The BBHG is literally big. No offense to her but she’s big. That’s all you need to know. Speaking of Asian hipster girls, the first thing I do when I decide to attend a show is scanning all the Asian girls in the attending list on facebook. And this should be noted: I have more the feeling of rivalry than any pink-hued sentiment towards them. * Then how about even fewer Asian male hipsters – I’m not pointing to the irritating FIT NYC-Parsons type squares. They’re not hipsters by my definition -? I hope they will look better in the future. * I had a particular interest in one girl and I think I saw her at Silent Barn where on the day of the show some nasty NYPD bullshit happened. She was very cute hahahaha. She is of Chinese decent. I have a thing about Chinese-[insert any White-dominated country] girls. In general, I prefer Japanese girls to any Asian girls but 1 % of mostly repulsive Chinese girls are the best among Asian girls (The Japanese girls I’ve seen at American venues were terrible.The Best of Japanese girls hardly get out of Japan and are not the hipster varieties) Korean girls? Usually “DUMB and SUPERFICIAL AND LAME” Korean-American girls? “Don’t be so pompous. You’re not as cool and smart as you think you are !!! ” I saw one super hot Asian chick at a White Hills show at Union Pool and another in Parkslope. I’m convinced they’re Chinese-American. They were checking me out as unnerdy Asians often check each other out in NYC. But I was too shy to give a look at them. I really would like to tackle a very sensitive and frequently avoided subject that is “The twofold mind of the most advanced and capable twinkies, the Asian hipsters in the scene and especially, the cunningness of Asian hipster girls who capitalize on Asian (mainly culinary) culture to pad up their lesser-White identities and to increase their values in the White hipster milieu. But I must start to pack up now. Ask me anything before I die. I know it all.

  5. nodagiri joe said, on August 4, 2011 at 11:43 am

    어디삼? 죽었삼?


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