PERFECTION OF PERPLEXION

Crude Thought on what a Perfect Pussy is

Posted in boys, girls, music by okkame on October 20, 2013

The paucity of intergenital agreements to lubricate my conflicted, dry adult life might be ascribed to my aesthetic desire for a better pussy that eventually renders the erotic promises of any given night into one pathetic Kleenex appreciation session or two. Beggars can’t be choosers, but this poor beggar, ninety-nine out of a hundred, chooses to keep starving rather than appease his hunger with a cup noodle variety that’s almost thrown at him. Maybe he’s a dreamy romanticist; in his own ludicrous bubble, he is rich and in search of a fancy restaurant to patronize where delicious carnal dishes are served at a price his love can afford. But pop the bubble and he has never seen a better pussy, much less a perfect one, well, until today. So, guess what he wants to do now? Yeah, that was a good guess. He wants to brag about and even share his coup that is the sweaty, synesthetic pleasure he had with the perfect pussy and he just did that as shown below.

 

 

I bet 10 euro I still haven’t changed to Korean won after coming back from my recent trip to Amsterdam that  Karen O will maneuver Perfect Pussy into opening for Yeah Yeah Yeahs in a few months’ time, provided that she’s still putting out feelers to discover and support outstanding new female-led rock bands. Despite the Pitchfork-compatibility in their music (I must admit I got to know this band from a Paper magazine article), I am hopeful that Perfect Pussy won’t  follow the case of Be Your Own Pet the energy of whose early days was almost on a par with that of Perfect Pussy at the moment. Perfect Pussy will certainly get big (in a Fucked Up sense) sooner than later, but not in that castratingly petted way. Because they sound and look just so… innocent.

And more to your listening and viewing pleasure, I also post a scorching live video of my other favorite girl-fronted punk rock band, Crude Thought, whose singer/screamer’s cute looks only add to the piercing ferocity of their music. A matchmaker in me convinces me that Crude Thought and Perfect Pussy can be happily married on a split single or EP. Anyone? I can’t even find my match. So, that’s about it. You heard my Crude Thought on what a Perfect Pussy is…

 

 

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